jeremiah blogman vs bloggy mcbloggerstein

*Jeremiah Blogman—apolitical, atheist, uses wit as a weapon, charming and quirky, minds his own business, obeys most rules, is sensitive to trouble and tries to avoid it, loves anything sincere and beautiful, is proud but not boastful, sometimes laughs like a moron when no one is around, is somewhat fond of computers.
Bloggy McBloggerstein—reactionary, zealot, uses reputation as a weapon, pushy and irritating, nosy, obeys every rule, whets his spite on his unchecked neuroses, is full of hate, dislikes anyone he doesn't agree with, cackles like a maniac regardless of the audience, would reluctantly sell his kidney for five minutes of time online to check his blog.


JB— cudgel
blostein— his blog

odds are four-to-one against JB —click roll—