Jesus of Nazareth is attributed to the likening of hypocrites to whited sepulchers, clean and perfect on the outside, but full of dead men's bones on the inside. That is how I feel about the current state of graphic design.

On a totally different note, this may be the coolest gadget I've ever bought:


It's digital, but it feels analog. There's a little microphone that measures any sound it picks up, and the needle swings back and forth in real time. You can even sing into it; tune your voice.